I Write Like

Bugger who I write like*, when presented with a tool of complex literary analysis such as this I can think of only one sensible thing to do with it. And now I give the you the results of my most important and detailed analysis:

When you plug in the lyrics to Sir Mix-a-Lot’s Baby Got Back, you get:

I write like
J. D. Salinger

I Write Likeby Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

And this amuses me no end. Poor Holden Caulfield – if only he’d learned to dial 1-900-mix-a-lot, his life could have been very different**.

So can we all go back to the infinately more interesting 30 Days of Television meme now?

* I tried Horn, got “You write like Jane Austen”, then figured we were done.
** Of course, on further reflection, it makes perfect sense. No-one understands poor Holden and who understands those rap guys anyway?

  1 comment for “I Write Like

  1. 17/07/2010 at 8:29 PM

    Try this one: I put in a couple of paragraphs of my own and it rated me thus: http://iwl.me/s/147eabd8.

    Now I know it's rubbish.

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