Two Scenes of Feline Idiocy

Part the first

The Cat: Feed Me!
Peter: There’s food in your bowl.
The Cat: FEED ME!
Peter: There’s food in your bowl. I just put it there.
Peter: For fucks sake.
Peter picks up the cat, puts it next to the bowl.
The Cat:
The Cat notices the presence of food.
The Cat:
Oh, right.
Peter: You’re an idiot, you know that?
The Cat, speaking with its mouth full: FEED ME!
Peter: Ten days to go.

Part the Two

Peter hears a comotion outside and goes to look. Finds The Cat engaged in deadly war with a dragonfly.
The Cat:
Is deadly beast! I save you!
Peter: Whatever floats your boat, cat, just don’t bring it in and eat it on my feet.
The Cat: Die! Die! Die!
The Cat whacks the dragonfly with its paw over and over. The dragonfly waits this out and flies towards the fence.
The Cat:
The Cat chases the dragonfly. Peter shakes his head.
This will not end well.
The Cat runs headfirst into the fenceline. The Dragonfly flees accross the road, laughing to itself.
The Cat: What? Who put that there?
Peter shakes his head.
Cat, please be aware that I do not like you enough to have you bleed in my car should you need to go to the vet..

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  3 comments for “Two Scenes of Feline Idiocy

  1. 24/07/2010 at 7:03 AM

    I like that cat more and more.

  2. 24/07/2010 at 7:05 AM

    Odd, I like him less and less.

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