There is a rumour that Ratt is going to release a new album through Roadrunner Records later this year.
Against all odds, this brings me joy. And it will continue to do so until I realise it has the potential to be an ever bigger debacle than Chinese Democracy.
Oh hair metal, I miss you so.
Just, you know, don’t bring back the hair and tight pants when you slink in through the back door of teenage nostalgia.